This is Casey: A serious movie buff. Favourite movie of all time...."Clueless".

The Captain

Introducing The Captain. He catches, cans and then delivers sardines to a seagull colony in Howe Sound. Gets his kicks watching the gulls struggle with trying to open the sardine cans.

Viktor. Afraid of getting osteoperosis, he spends most of his time licking chalk, favourite kind is blue sidewalk chalk and is often found lurking around daycare centres.

The Devil made me do it.

The Devil made me do it.Na, just kidding. He's an insomniac. Poor bugger.Only the soothing scent of Parmesan can lull him to slumber ville. His name is Ivo.

Lil Dude

Here's a handsome lil fella I like to call simply Lil Dude. He just got adopted and it's no wonder why...Lil Dude enjoys florescent lit dinners, short walks in dirt and meaningless conversation. Truly a realist and by the sounds of it, a low maintenance kind of guy. He's got such a smirk on his face...I'm gonna miss this little man.

I've decided that I'm terrible at taking pictures and this photo is doing nothing for such an outstanding creature as this four legged frankensock.

Truly a pain in the arse to make, it is worth the drops of blood I shed everytime I sew on another leg.

This is "the Stu." Named after my friend st2 who is an artisit in his own right. But I digress. This Stu is a professional floor polisher and works at the local hotspot "Club Foot." Hangs out at the club after work and watches fellow frankensocks literally trip the light fantastic.

Here is a line up of some bad boys.

Starting on the left we have Zalez: inventor of 3D glasses for the cyclopsed frankensocks.

Next to him is lil Shamus: He's a potato thief and is desperately trying to master the art potato mashing. He uses a make shift rolling pin.. but no one has bothered to tell him that a paper towel roll is too soft.Or that you have to cook the potatoes first. Needless to say he makes lousy mashed potatoes.

The next frankensock is mini Gary: He, obviously, is a safari guide at the zoo. He once got his head ripped off by an irate meerkat who caught him stealing from his hairball collection. Mini Gary was only trying to grab enough to donate to the Lint Deprived Sock Society.

Lastly is Wetzel. He grows cranberries and watercess in the toilet tank. Clearly he is an environmentalist with his fancy tree huggers pants.

Zalez I think is moving to Sooke BC in the near future. Good luck Zalez...hope your new career in landscaping and lawn maintenance is a success!!