Here is a line up of some bad boys.

Starting on the left we have Zalez: inventor of 3D glasses for the cyclopsed frankensocks.

Next to him is lil Shamus: He's a potato thief and is desperately trying to master the art potato mashing. He uses a make shift rolling pin.. but no one has bothered to tell him that a paper towel roll is too soft.Or that you have to cook the potatoes first. Needless to say he makes lousy mashed potatoes.

The next frankensock is mini Gary: He, obviously, is a safari guide at the zoo. He once got his head ripped off by an irate meerkat who caught him stealing from his hairball collection. Mini Gary was only trying to grab enough to donate to the Lint Deprived Sock Society.

Lastly is Wetzel. He grows cranberries and watercess in the toilet tank. Clearly he is an environmentalist with his fancy tree huggers pants.

Zalez I think is moving to Sooke BC in the near future. Good luck Zalez...hope your new career in landscaping and lawn maintenance is a success!!